No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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