i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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