my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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