We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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