why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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