I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Will you blow on my dice?
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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