how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
