Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Two words: nipple clamps
Randomize
