i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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