Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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