I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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