I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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