Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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