So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize