i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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