We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I haven't been this sober since birth.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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