At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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