It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
My liver just had a heart attack.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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