There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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