my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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