singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
