Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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