Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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