It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize