I don't think brook has ever known best
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
