party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
They left me at home... I'm a liability
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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