yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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