HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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