i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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