You really coming over, don't trick.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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