ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Everclear isn't food dammit
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Randomize