Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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