I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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