with your own penis?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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