Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
She announced her abortion via fbk
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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