Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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