I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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