i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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