There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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