The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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