my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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