I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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