so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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