So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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