I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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