Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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