You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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