Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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