we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Randomize
