when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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