I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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