I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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