Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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