What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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