she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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