Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I am naked and annoyed.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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